Torto Baseball's Reply to the "Davos Question"

We here at Four Straight Men have our share of side projects .
However, we also find ourselves attached to positions higher than our undoubtedly, already high authority.
We are in a binded contract with Tom Waits Sings Weezer Records, the label owned, operated, and distributed by the one, Torto Baseball. Oh, and he's also one of their high-selling artists and, apparently, novelists.
He found himself in Ivan's apartment while Ivan was in class and Sam and Alex had no decision but to bow to their superior.
Torto browsed and browsed 'round the Interwebs, stumbling upon a "Davos Question" contest. Being a man of high-stakes, he enlisted the help of 2/thirds the Four Straight Men and entered a video into the contest.
Therefore, the "Four Straight Men" video you see here is the product of Torto Baseball and Tom Waits Sing Weezer Recods, and not affiliated with Ivan Raczycki, Alex Munnings, or Kelsey Grammar.

Seriously. We're not kidding.

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