Guest starring DAN DEACON and JORDAN FROM DD/MM/YYYY.
When it comes to judging classic cinema, Sam & Ivan have the system down flat. 1. Must have turtles. 2. Must have pizza. 3. Must have 80's. 4a. Must have pizza. 4b. Daniel Day Lewis doesn't hurt, but not a necessity. 5. Must have muppets.
Milo Rudd is a simple man. He likes NASCAR, fast cars, and tight, tight, jeans. Hopefully Amtrek Software Company has similar interests..or at least Casual Fridays! FW: lol office jokes
Sam lives on the 11th floor of his building. I think it's reasonable to be impatient. Especially when you have to spend 11 unbearable floors of waiting with Sam.
We here at Four Straight Men have our share ofsideprojects . However, we also find ourselves attached to positions higher than our undoubtedly, already high authority. We are in a binded contract with Tom Waits Sings Weezer Records, the label owned, operated, and distributed by the one, Torto Baseball. Oh, and he's also one of their high-selling artists and, apparently, novelists. He found himself in Ivan's apartment while Ivan was in class and Sam and Alex had no decision but to bow to their superior. Torto browsed and browsed 'round the Interwebs, stumbling upon a "Davos Question" contest. Being a man of high-stakes, he enlisted the help of 2/thirds the Four Straight Men and entered a video into the contest. Therefore, the "Four Straight Men" video you see here is the product of Torto Baseball and Tom Waits Sing Weezer Recods, and not affiliated with Ivan Raczycki, Alex Munnings, or Kelsey Grammar.
Seriously. We're not kidding.
-FOUR STRAIGHT MEN PRODUCTIONS C/O TOM WAITS SINGS WEEZER RECORDS
Yes, I've listened to the greats. Bartok, Bahktin, John, Cougar, Mellencamp. All of them. Sam apparently timpanis that shit. Especially the last three.
