Waiting for the Elevator

Sam lives on the 11th floor of his building.
I think it's reasonable to be impatient.
Especially when you have to spend 11 unbearable floors of waiting with Sam.

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Torto Baseball's Reply to the "Davos Question"

We here at Four Straight Men have our share of side projects .
However, we also find ourselves attached to positions higher than our undoubtedly, already high authority.
We are in a binded contract with Tom Waits Sings Weezer Records, the label owned, operated, and distributed by the one, Torto Baseball. Oh, and he's also one of their high-selling artists and, apparently, novelists.
He found himself in Ivan's apartment while Ivan was in class and Sam and Alex had no decision but to bow to their superior.
Torto browsed and browsed 'round the Interwebs, stumbling upon a "Davos Question" contest. Being a man of high-stakes, he enlisted the help of 2/thirds the Four Straight Men and entered a video into the contest.
Therefore, the "Four Straight Men" video you see here is the product of Torto Baseball and Tom Waits Sing Weezer Recods, and not affiliated with Ivan Raczycki, Alex Munnings, or Kelsey Grammar.

Seriously. We're not kidding.

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C/O TOM WAITS SINGS WEEZER RECORDS

Our Sad Day

I was reading "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" and holy hell, I do not have a lot of faith in humanity.








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Sam Has No Girlfriend

I hate Canadian comedy.
It's far too obvious and the acting is usually shoddy.
Luckily, this is AMERICA.
Right?

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Going for Dinner

"Oh man, I'm so hungry Alex"
"I know, brother. Let's get us some block-rocking eats"
"You know me too well"

Gaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

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