Getting Ready for the Orchestra

Yes, I've listened to the greats.
Bartok, Bahktin, John, Cougar, Mellencamp.
All of them.
Sam apparently timpanis that shit.
Especially the last three.

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We Want Four More Straight Men

Sometimes we get busy.

Updates coming soon.

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Livin' for the Weekend

No more updates during the weekend.
Ivan has this thing called "home" and he goes to it and plays in a band and like, talks to girls and goes shopping. Gay.
We may have some more posts Monday, but only time will tell. Exam crunch and shit.

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Look What Ivan Found

A man of nature, valor, and violence.
A man whose depth seems to be that of a glass of water.
A man who screams in several episodes.
Yes, we are aware that may be getting gimicky.
We're working on it.

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Alex's Music Video

When I'm-a walking, doin' that talking, and I'm all rung out.
My dad was talking, blisters a sqwuaking, I just died in your arms tonight--BABY GO WHAAAA.

It's so easy to make up lyrics to that song.

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Going to the Mall

You know those really annoying guys?
You know, they never have time for you?
They're always busy doing stupid shit but won't call you?
Like, even if it's your birthday?
Or you came out of a fridge?
Karma usually whips those fucks into scrambled eggs shape.

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Sam Got A Cellphone

No, not the movie with the flaming torch in it.
This is about Sam discovering the magic of phones that work upside-down but not in subways.
Watch as everyone cares.

"Tastes like money!"

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Four Straight Men Commercial

You know TV? No? Nevermind.
This is a commercial we made preparing to edit two other movies we just made.
Because of its length, we decided it was too short to be considered a full-length piece.
It features ancient stock footage of Ivan's roommate primitively discovering the wonders of webcam.
God help us.

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Hockey Fan

This is where it started.
Ivan spent a whole 10 minutes scheming the plot line for this film.
Inspired by like-minded YouTube-sketchers, Christina Aguilera he wrote it out at 1:30 in the morning.
Later on that day, he wielded the weapon of friendship and recruited some men and some technology and fucked it together.
It's the story of a son and his father the day before his mother's funeral. Maybe. Who knows. There's like, two or three people in it. Cool.

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The Start

AH!
Hello!
We are Four Straight Men from York University, Ontario.
Our mission is hilarity, and we suck at it.
We're all like, "unh, look at how funny we are but we're really just like, about as funny as succumbing to lymphoma. Wee!"
On this blog, we'll post our videos along with information regarding them. Just like a doctor diagnoses all of your problems!
Relax. This is easier than it smells.

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