Four Straight Men

The Great Debate

2008-08-26T20:46:00.001-07:00

Guest starring DAN DEACON and JORDAN FROM DD/MM/YYYY.

When it comes to judging classic cinema, Sam & Ivan have the system down flat.
1. Must have turtles.
2. Must have pizza.
3. Must have 80's.
4a. Must have pizza.
4b. Daniel Day Lewis doesn't hurt, but not a necessity.
5. Must have muppets.

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William H. Macy

2008-08-26T20:37:00.000-07:00

Who would be your ideal celebrity dinner date?
Personally, I'd choose Jeff Goldblum.
Motherfucker knows his heimlich.

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The Interview

2008-03-04T17:47:00.000-08:00

Milo Rudd is a simple man.
He likes NASCAR, fast cars, and tight, tight, jeans.
Hopefully Amtrek Software Company has similar interests..or at least Casual Fridays!
FW: lol office jokes

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Waiting for the Elevator

2008-01-25T12:13:00.000-08:00

Sam lives on the 11th floor of his building.
I think it's reasonable to be impatient.
Especially when you have to spend 11 unbearable floors of waiting with Sam.

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Torto Baseball's Reply to the "Davos Question"

2008-01-21T16:26:00.000-08:00

We here at Four Straight Men have our share of side projects .
However, we also find ourselves attached to positions higher than our undoubtedly, already high authority.
We are in a binded contract with Tom Waits Sings Weezer Records, the label owned, operated, and distributed by the one, Torto Baseball. Oh, and he's also one of their high-selling artists and, apparently, novelists.
He found himself in Ivan's apartment while Ivan was in class and Sam and Alex had no decision but to bow to their superior.
Torto browsed and browsed 'round the Interwebs, stumbling upon a "Davos Question" contest. Being a man of high-stakes, he enlisted the help of 2/thirds the Four Straight Men and entered a video into the contest.
Therefore, the "Four Straight Men" video you see here is the product of Torto Baseball and Tom Waits Sing Weezer Recods, and not affiliated with Ivan Raczycki, Alex Munnings, or Kelsey Grammar.

Seriously. We're not kidding.

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C/O TOM WAITS SINGS WEEZER RECORDS

Our Sad Day

2008-01-21T13:10:00.000-08:00

I was reading "Thus Spoke Zarathustra" and holy hell, I do not have a lot of faith in humanity.

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Sam Has No Girlfriend

2008-01-21T13:07:00.000-08:00

I hate Canadian comedy.
It's far too obvious and the acting is usually shoddy.
Luckily, this is AMERICA.
Right?

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Going for Dinner

2008-01-15T15:26:00.000-08:00

"Oh man, I'm so hungry Alex"
"I know, brother. Let's get us some block-rocking eats"
"You know me too well"

Gaaaaaayyyyyyyy.

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Getting Ready for the Orchestra

2007-12-02T18:33:00.000-08:00

Yes, I've listened to the greats.
Bartok, Bahktin, John, Cougar, Mellencamp.
All of them.
Sam apparently timpanis that shit.
Especially the last three.

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We Want Four More Straight Men

2007-11-28T21:36:00.001-08:00

Sometimes we get busy.

Updates coming soon.

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Livin' for the Weekend

2007-11-22T21:50:00.000-08:00

No more updates during the weekend.
Ivan has this thing called "home" and he goes to it and plays in a band and like, talks to girls and goes shopping. Gay.
We may have some more posts Monday, but only time will tell. Exam crunch and shit.

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Look What Ivan Found

2007-11-22T21:32:00.000-08:00

A man of nature, valor, and violence.
A man whose depth seems to be that of a glass of water.
A man who screams in several episodes.
Yes, we are aware that may be getting gimicky.
We're working on it.

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Alex's Music Video

2007-11-21T20:00:00.000-08:00

When I'm-a walking, doin' that talking, and I'm all rung out.
My dad was talking, blisters a sqwuaking, I just died in your arms tonight--BABY GO WHAAAA.

It's so easy to make up lyrics to that song.

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Going to the Mall

2007-11-20T23:25:00.000-08:00

You know those really annoying guys?
You know, they never have time for you?
They're always busy doing stupid shit but won't call you?
Like, even if it's your birthday?
Or you came out of a fridge?
Karma usually whips those fucks into ~~scrambled eggs~~ shape.

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Sam Got A Cellphone

2007-11-20T23:21:00.000-08:00

No, not the movie with the flaming torch in it.
This is about Sam discovering the magic of phones that work upside-down but not in subways.
Watch as everyone cares.

"Tastes like money!"

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Four Straight Men Commercial

2007-11-20T23:18:00.000-08:00

You know TV? No? Nevermind.
This is a commercial we made preparing to edit two other movies we just made.
Because of its length, we decided it was too short to be considered a full-length piece.
It features ancient stock footage of Ivan's roommate primitively discovering the wonders of webcam.
God help us.

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Hockey Fan

2007-11-20T23:11:00.000-08:00

This is where it started.
Ivan spent a whole 10 minutes scheming the plot line for this film.
Inspired by like-minded YouTube-sketchers, ~~Christina Aguilera~~ he wrote it out at 1:30 in the morning.
Later on that day, he wielded the weapon of friendship and recruited some men and some technology and fucked it together.
It's the story of a son and his father the day before his mother's funeral. Maybe. Who knows. There's like, two or three people in it. Cool.

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The Start

2007-11-20T22:42:00.000-08:00

AH!
Hello!
We are Four Straight Men from York University, Ontario.
Our mission is hilarity, and we suck at it.
We're all like, "unh, look at how funny we are but we're really just like, about as funny as succumbing to lymphoma. Wee!"
On this blog, we'll post our videos along with information regarding them. Just like a doctor diagnoses all of your problems!
Relax. This is easier than it smells.

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